The other day, the movie ABDUCTION was on. I remember going to the theater to see this, back in 2011.
Have you seen it? It’s “a thriller centered on a young man who sets out to uncover the truth about his life after finding his baby photo on a missing persons website.” – Courtesy of IMDB
I’m positive that you didn’t see it for the same reason I did:
You see, I have a Mrs. Robinson Love Jones for this boy. And yes, he will always be a boy seeing as how he was born in ‘92.
When I saw him for the first time in TWILIGHT, I was all “Well, well. Look who we have here?”
To be honest, the only reason why I watched the Twilight movies was to see him.
And his abs of steel.
Kristin Stewart can’t act for shit and I really don’t know what all the hub-bub was about skinny-assed Robert Pattinson. He’s got a weird face.
But I digress.
Well, let me regress for a moment and say that Afrodite’s house here is all about big, fluffy wolves that can keep a homegirl warm at night. So if you ever come over here talkin’ ’bout Twilight, it’d best be about Jacob.
And his abs of steel.
Seriously. It must be like hitting a brick wall.
He was only shirtless once during ABDUCTION, and surprisingly, I was okay with that. I was just happy to visually caress his face in every single scene. LOL. Now, as you all may or may not know, Taylor is a physical guy. I love martial arts movies and I love the fact that he’s got some moves on him and I’m finally able to see them in action.
I think he’ll do good in action movies, but I could tell he was nervous about carrying this movie. There’s some pressure there, so all I’m gonna say is that he’s got potential. He needed to start breaking away from that Jacob mold and he started out with an action flick, something that suited him. Hopefully, there’ll be more. Maybe he can try a romantic comedy like Zac Efron (don’t get me started on this boy) did with 17 AGAIN.
So, in this movie, there’s what I call the The Amtrak Scene? <clears throat, crosses legs, and fans face> Let’s just say that if I had been an extra on set that day, I would’ve knocked Lilly Collins out of the way (or just knocked her the fuck out), jammed the door and had that boy stripped and on the floor in ten seconds flat!
Wait, let me rephrase that.
I myself would’ve stripped and laid down on the floor in ten seconds flat. Bwaha. He may have only been 19 yrs old at the time, but he seems like he would be an intense lover. His focus would be on his partner and nothing else. He actually confirmed it in a newspaper article I read. The director let the two actors choreograph that scene and Taylor described it as a volcano: “It starts off soft, then gets intense.”
Me being a lover of adult romance books, I think someone needs to create an Amtrak love scene. Or hell, maybe when I decide to dabble my toe back in the water of writing adult romance, I’ll write one myself. Because DAY-UM!!
That scene on the train cinched it for me. Actually, the kissing scene between Jacob and Bella in ECLIPSE cinched it for me. It’s like he was holding back, keeping himself leashed or something.
Which I find IN-CRED-IBLY sexy in a character.
Do you wanna know how many times I rewound that scene? The Eclipse scene, not the Amtrak scene (although, I did that, too. Bwaha.) You don’t wanna know, just suffice it to say that I love DVR for giving me the opportunity to do so.
Taylor would be on the Free Pass List. You know the list I’m talkin’ ‘bout. I know you have one. My husband probably does, too. But that’s a whole ‘nother post.
So, who do you have a Mrs. Robinson Love Jones for?
Do tell in the comment section below.